The Monsters Inside Us
Inside everyone is a monster of some description. Some are bigger than others. Some are nastier than others. You may or may not of met your own. You may have more than one. Some are undiscovered, waiting patiently to surprise you, while others squirm around like earthworms forever trying to eat you from the inside out.
Watercolour and pen on hot pressed paper.
Swearyfairy – Mystery Fire Elf +1
Mystery Fire Elf +1 is here and he has a message for you! Made with real fire based Magic the gathering cards and real acrylic paint!
A big bold sweary canvas in the swearyfairy series. Acrylic and Magic The Gathering Cards on box canvas.
A little monster
Tentickles is a two-headed monster but isn't really that scary, although the two heads do have some serious arguments about credit cards and salads.
A little watercolour monster who suddenly appeared yesterday.
Monsters, Zombies and Cockneys
Pingping Sha'moo has strayed off the path and knocked into a Nasty Ninja Nest. These buggers really sting. What a silly berk you are Pingping!
Faggots Wilson makes a terrible mistake. He's not watching where he's going and has walked straight under a Chefnut Tree in the middle of Autumn. What a plonker!
Narwally Jacks is sooooo annoyed. These days you just can't go for a walk in the countryside without being pestered by swarms of bloody Cockneys. The little blighters are everywhere, especially near the fizzy wateringholes. Must be the hot summer!
Weehaha White is walking back home to her flat on Killabird Street after taking Meemabun to the park when she stumbles upon a small hive of angry fascists. Now Weehaha knows that not all skinheads are fascists but these fascists are all of the skinhead variety. It will make the description much easier when she phones the council exterminator later in the day! Little pests.
Philip the gardener has come out to weed the flower beds when he stumbles upon an infestation of Zombies among the fuckleflowers. He's run out of Zombiespray as well. It'll have to be boiling water instead!
Some new Weeny World watercolours.
Zombie Nest
Tiny Eddy disturbs a Zombie nest and expects Big Blue to get him out of trouble.
Watercolour and pen on paper.
You should watch where you’re walking.
Tattooboolls
Tattoobooll family herd
close up
A family of Tattooboolls thunders across the plain
Tattoobooll
Dragon hide Tattoobooll
A dragon-hide Tattoobooll disturbs a Peanoo from its lunch.
Watercolour and pen.
Colonel Flusturd’s Puzzling Day
Colonel Flusturds Puzzling Day
Colonel Flusturd M.H.E., (Monster Hunter Extraordinaire) has had a puzzling day. His super monster hunter senses tell him there should be plenty of the blighters around but from dusk til dawn he hasn’t spotted a single one! Blast it Jenkins, pack up my guns and lets head back to camp!
Watercolour and pen on hotpressed watercolour paper.
Weeny World
The Fifth Hobbit
Goonies
Hey you guys
Gandalf steps in orc shit
The Enemy ride a beetle home from the pub
Carry On Up The Ring
Weeny World is one of my artcards/aceos/miniatures ranges. I’ve sold about 500 WW originals which is nice as they are generally an excuse for me to swear or be very silly. As you can probably tell.
Sometimes they’re less silly but still make me grin.
We'll tear...your soul...apart
Pen on bristol.
Gunrun
Hurrah!
bang
bleed
Apologies for the photograph quality. Crappy grey day from a while back.
Pen on bristol.
Bombbomb
The art of Unfairwarfare
Pic from a wee while ago. Smashing.
Pen on bristol.
